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Murray's Movie Reviews

Note from Jim: Murray is a monkey friend of mine. One of his skills is movie reviews. His pronounciation is sort of child- and Elmer Fudd-like; I've kept in his pronounciation because it adds charm to his insightful movie reviews.

The rating system is on a scale of one to five monkeys.

The Reviews:

Gia 2 monkeys
This mowie is okay but does not have any monkeys in it. Angewina Jowie is pwetty and would make a cute monkey.

Fight Club 3 monkeys
Fight Cwub pwetty good. One mention of a shawed monkey in the newspaper bwings it to a twee monkeys wather than two monkeys.

Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl 5 monkeys
Gweat! I woved Piwates of the Cawwibean! There is a monkey in it who turns into a ghost.